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Spinach, tomato, and feta frittata!

Because I’m an embarrassing loner, most of my cooking is for one. My first ever home-made frittata was a modified version of this recipe and, aside from being a little overdone on the bottom, turned out really well. 

FOODS THAT ARE IN MY HOUSE AT THIS MOMENT, PART THREE: Artichokes 

FOODS THAT ARE IN MY HOUSE AT THIS MOMENT, PART THREE: Artichokes 


Paris in Four Months: Best Burgers

parisinfourmonths:

When my ♥ last visited me here in Paris we made a stop at Le Camion Qui Fume. I love that you can get such amazing hamburgers (and especially from a food truck) even though you’re in the middle of Paris!

Although I think we picked…

Montmartre, Paris- March, 2012

Montmartre, Paris- March, 2012

Foods that are in my house part two: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Recipe here. 

Foods that are in my house part two: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Recipe here

Foods that are in my house part one: STRAWBERRIES 

Foods that are in my house part one: STRAWBERRIES 

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I’m so glad I don’t have Instagram. You should be too, we’re all better off if I stay the hell away from that hipster death trap. Besides, I can take perfectly decent pictures of my food without making it look like I took them during the ’70s (and really, don’t we all prefer our food without the taste of shag carpeting and bell bottoms?) 

// Flower Hug//

parisinfourmonths:

I love how the massive blossom trees almost hugs everything around them with their beautiful flowers.  

I love this so much. Anybody have some disposable income that they want to throw at  plane ticket to Paris for me? I am willing to leave at any moment. 

// OH ALSO://

Before I go, I should tell you guys that I run a blog called Art History Kanye. Follow it? 

I promise this is the end of today’s spam, I now need to focus on being a productive and helpful member of society. 

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Please read the following in the voice of Werner Herzog (watch this video, the man is superhuman): 
Deeeaad flowers, deeeaad like my soul! 
(My soul is not actually dead, but these flowers are still deader than dead) 

Please read the following in the voice of Werner Herzog (watch this video, the man is superhuman): 

Deeeaad flowers, deeeaad like my soul! 

(My soul is not actually dead, but these flowers are still deader than dead) 

Allow me to be a foodie for a hot minute. My second favorite sandwich of all time is tomato, feta, and spinach in pita with a little bit of olive oil, and now that summer is fast approaching I can eat this sandwich and actually use tomatos that don’t taste like crap. Exciting, exciting! No? Not for you? That’s cool. I can deal. Also: summer time means iced coffee. Omnomnomnom. 

Allow me to be a foodie for a hot minute. My second favorite sandwich of all time is tomato, feta, and spinach in pita with a little bit of olive oil, and now that summer is fast approaching I can eat this sandwich and actually use tomatos that don’t taste like crap. Exciting, exciting! No? Not for you? That’s cool. I can deal. Also: summer time means iced coffee. Omnomnomnom. 

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